///living alone///

you tend to eat too little or too much.

you have loner tendencies.

you get to sleep, walk around, and cook in the nude.

you don't have to be grossed out by shared soap.

you can play any music you want.

you can be awake, making pestering noises, singing your cunt out whenever the hell you want.

you don't have to worry about someone eating your food or using up all the toilet paper.





















fuck, i need a cigarette.