so i've decided i'm going to start browsing news pages. specifically for entertainment purposes, nothing profound. that's pretty much near impossible to find in this published shitt anyway..
-moko, the dolphin, saved a couple of beached whales on the east coast of new zealand's north island after the humans had failed to do so. the humans gave the excuse that they couldn't speak dolphin or whale.
-the leader of the arellano felix cartel in tijuana was finally caught after six years of being pursued. they were focused on smuggling colombian cocaine from mexico to california for all the hipsters to eat up.
-france is apparently experiencing its worst housing crisis since WWII, especially paris. high rentals are minimized or rid of completely with sexual favors. the ads say, "sex twice a month" or "open in spirit and elsewhere" or "flat in exchange for libertine services" known as contre services.
k.. never doing that again.